“Captain Ahab was amazing, all the kids were dancing, grinding, and going nuts.. stuffed animals were flying everywhere! i was on some dudes back at one point and he was slapping my ass.. it was a blast! but the lame festival people cut it off early do to ’sexist lyrics’.. which was completely unnecessary and pretty lame. what’s sexist about saying you want to stick your penis in a guys butt? lame.” – some guy on a messageboard
